Only for crappy people...people who absolutely cannot stand sparstic humour, please do not read this, or suffer the consequences!!! [muahahaha]

Monday, February 07, 2005

Reply to Sylvia

Wah Girl! u isnt say u try not to be late then go n oversleep again...tsk tsk~ haiyo~ i think must buy u super tua alarm clock with ultra loud ring lor :P *lol*
haha yar camel...so cute..but he really look like camel lor!
Oei! u isnt jus announced to the whole world abt the stupid ckp! best lor u! always trust u to get me into this kinda sh*tified situations...such as pang sei-ing me n yy! u better stay in SP hor!
btw, dont care abt ur stupid brother...i brought the bag to sch today, and most pple had nice comments for it *smiles* so nice...ur brother so stupid...tt fat girl jus happen to be lucky lor...but only pple like us with such gd taste will buy such nice bags :D *grinz* (syl nods in agreement)
anw, c'ya arnd soon! during cny...shall come n bai nian :)

Sunday, January 23, 2005

you know u've got a split personality when one moment you are like...
"omg tt hair tie is sooo bimbotic! it's like, pink...and furry..? you know wad? i'm going to get it! nice right? ok ons! i shall get it, like, now!"
and the next moment you're like...
"...huh? wad? *bleary look* oh yea i'm alright...jus need some time alone...no lah i'm fine...i'll be alright. really. *ok actully i'm NOT alright n i really cld do with some consoling now but i jus refuse to say it for dramatising's sake* ...u guys go ahead first lor..."
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never do anything for the sake of doing it.
such as blogging.
always do it cause there's someone (or smth) u super need to bitch abt.
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i am so glad they've decided to make alllll my previous entries frm past ancient yrs reappear! *\^o^/* yay~ now i can read 'em all and recall how i use to sing "we all live in a pokemon world!" i mean, i've grown alot. really. i've stopped watching pokemon. now i'm watching teen titans instead.
of course, re-reading also means spotting all those typo errors i made...and it also means there's a great itch to re-edit every single post save for the fact tt it is simply too tedious a thing to do.
i'm a lazy person :)
as if.
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i was amazed at how i cld finally say gdbye to my tyrannical of a math teacher*...
i was further amazed to realise i cant say gdbye to her tyrannical ways cos she managed to duplicate herself into my jc under the face of my econs lecturer.
shucks.
u know how a bad teach'r can accnt for intense hatred for the subject?
sad ainnit?
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i am currently mad abt...
(i) red n white [so wad else is new?]
(ii) dancing/breaking
(ii) my sneakers [if u've not seen 'em yet, i shant spoil the surprise for u by telling u tt i've got one red shoe (left foot) n one white shoe (right foot). oops. i just did.]
(iii) BoA + Britney
(iv) glow in the dark stars [i'm currently figuring out how to get enough glow in the dark stars for my entire rm...as well as the rms of two friends of mine]
(v) cheerleading
(vi) my handphone + my new plan (free incoming calls 24/7!!! muahahaha~]
(vii) taking neoprints
(viii) tatoos (temporary ones lah! duh!)
(ix) Valenti
(x) dome (it's a very nice shape dont u think..?) -looks innocent-

*pls note tt my math teacher was not always tyrannical...she was, in fact, at some point of time, quite nice, but it seemed necessary to make her sound like the ultimate monstress to allow rm for comparison

Tuesday, January 11, 2005

Great. I jus only welcomed Sylvia to school and now she's leaving. terrific.
Sylvia u're the best man.
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i lurve my notebook! ok...notebook'S'..all of them! so funky ^^
must say thank you to my friend who was nice enough to sit through mth lecture with me...if not i'll jus fall asleep...frm now on i shall write postcards until they start teaching smth i havent actually learnt yet :D *grinz* gd...i shall start using my 4 inch thick stack of postcards :)
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i totally luv IJC. i think. well..ok...a few things bug me...
(i) lack of usable toilets
(ii) lack of conveniently located dustbins
(iii) lack of certain vending machines in the W/C
(iv) lack of place for anything
(v) unfortunate abundance of dust
(vi) inconvenient location of school gates
ok i'm really jus nit-picking..the sch's fine really. woodlans is nice, causeway point is nice, location is nice, mrt is nice, pple are nice, teacher very nice, lectures very...err..not nice, but very slack, which i suppose makes up for it :P
all in all, i'm a satisfied person :)
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tml i shall wear my bimbotic fuchsia pink furry hair tie.

*interested readers may want to check out alternative website at www.redliquorice.blogspot.com

Saturday, January 08, 2005

yes i've gotten a new blog!!! yay~ *\^o^/*
but tt doesnt mean i'm neglecting this one...i''ll alt between the two according to my mood swings (which u wld by now, be well aware of if u know me)
aniwae, the new add is www.redliquorice.blogspot.com ...it's a much more feministic version, so sensitive guys who cant take puns, pls dont read tt...i dont want anyone running home crying to their mummies (frm ancient egypt or smth...i may get cursed by the tomb of the pharoah)
aniwae, remember to visit tt, and always feel free to post comments!

Sunday, October 10, 2004

URGH!
once again the evil computer reigns in evilness...
HELLOOO! i jus finished my 1000 word entry [ok maybe not tt lohng but it took me ages to finish that entry!!!] and u didnt publish it? not only tt u kindly ate it up!
GREAT!
now dont blame me for not having entries..it's not my fault!

I'm sorriiee!
Is it my fault that the lousy boarding school only opens the comp lab 4-6pm everyday? and that the internet connection s**** like hell? [it's so slow it takes, wad? 16hrs to download gunbound? not tt we're supposed to aniwae :P but still...i thot they were suppose to get broadband already?]
but if u wanna talk abt s***ing right, no one can beat the famous monster matron and ms yeo [a.k.a. vacuum cleaner award winner] right now the monster matron iis trying to vie with ms yeo for the position...after all, we've been with our darling math teacher for a fairly long period of time, so we're getting immune. her life stories are quite interesting...i mean, i dont have nieces and nephews, unlike her. of course, i also dont ONLY have my nieces and nephews [and my mother] unlike her too...
The baording school is a fairly easy place to settle into...it's got nice rooms, attached toilets [yes! some boarding schs dont actually have attached toilets! i mean like, helloo? common toilet for 2 million teenage girls? how do we survive man!]...like i was saying, they got nice paths [with garden snakes tt are harmless, really...the lizards are not so harmless tho...my roomie's damn afraid of the lizards...she had the misfortune to encounter one trying to bite her head off one night...sad...]
Where was i? oh yea..the paths...they got nice smelling pandan and all sorts of plants...clean n green...the food's quite nice too...i'm not a picker eater, so i eat practically anything..except for spicy stuff...i'm one of those super tasters [tt has over sensitive taste buds] according to my roommate [she's an extreme taster...no taste buds at all..she dallops spoonful of chiili paste onto her noodles in school like she's drinking chilli paste or smth...]
so aniwae, we've settled in quite nicely...even after the big shift...my room mate's into fengshui, so she insists we switch beds and desks [mostly because we have a resident lizard in the room who's near the window, and she didnt want to sleep next to the window]...i have all my posters up, frm bardot to honey to tony sun [i jus took whatever i cld find off hand...i dont suscribe to mags or anything] and we almost put "BRITNEY FAN CLUB" on the door but we decided that was too bimbo, so we settled for some nice celeb-trailer-like designs of our names, so our room lloks like some celebrity trailer :) cool eh~
ok this entry to getting too long..i'll jus yak on and on about the boarding sch, so i better soign off now and do some work...i'll come back to complain abt the monster and vacuum cleaner some other time..u can be sure of tt!

Sunday, September 19, 2004

"calling for stomach signal...calling for stomach signal.."
ok. no signal. guess tt means i'm not hungry yet.
really, my stomach is one difficult customer to serve.
picky, undetectable, unpredictable and easily upset...
according to women's weekly, there's a newfound illness called IBS [irritable bowel syndrome]
i so have the symptoms..
playin checkers online with my cousin...the score is 1-1..
3rd round..c'mon girl!
-me thinks i'm gonna win-
oh no...wrong move!
oh well...after the game ends, i'm going to eat^^
aveline cracks the mysterious nut today..must get tt down...
hostel life's been ok so far...sylvia and i are settling into the mundanity of life before the prelims...tt's the time when a girl gets dressed up and has no place to go...[altho tt's probably due top the fact tt sylvia wasnt enthu abt anything]

Tuesday, August 10, 2004

national day's a nice day.
it's the day i can strut down the streets in full red and white and not attract "isn't it a bit too early to be patriotic?" looks.
how lovely.
let's count the number of red tops i own...
one shirt, 2 turtle necks, 1 new yr top, 2 halters, 1 dress, 1 crossback, one spag...a total of 9..tt's probably more than 10% of my wardrobe!
i'm obviously in love with red [and white] <-if u havent read my previous entry, now u know ^^
i wonder if i fell in love with red and white first or ws my love for the colour inspired by my country...
go figure...

a big thank you to the computer for dieded-ing on me..i now have a very pleasant job of recounting what i wrote [and what u zapped away when u very kindly disconnected or smth]
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conclusion drawn from national day celebrations in school (also a quote from ruth) : high velocity sweets can be dangerous
to any coincidental NYGH office personnel who might have chanced upon this, please do not allow authorisation of the aiming of sweets at students during the celebration. the sweet was very nice, thanks, even tho it hit me at 10km/hr square in my stomach *ouch*
in full appreciation of the nice deed, kindly, in future, pick smth that doesnt aim to kill when thrown [in this case, a fruitella cld warrant a death]
alternatively, u may want to wrap the sweets with a layer of sponge first, thank u very much.